Why would you give Steve Slater his own reality show? What did this douche ever do to deserve his own show? You know who should get their own show? That Urkle guy from Family Matters. What has he been doing lately? I am interested in knowhing and Wiki isn’t giving [...]
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Dear Diary, I started to learn how to play the ukulele last weekend. I can play 5 songs now so I figured that entitles me to go beg for money on the street. I took the day off work to play down on George Street. I made $1.25 and got a coupon for free cover charge [...] 1. A homeless guy asked if I had any spare change and I said yes and walked away. For many years now I have been bowling in a 10 pin league here in town. Like most people, I lived my life thinking that the urinals there there fun and safe. Douche was I ever wrong. There is a deadly combination of urinal with think dark blue urinal cake with a small [...] Are you looking for a new game to play? No! well who cares. Here is a game that the whole family can play. Walk up to someone. tap them, or flick them in the ear or punch them and shout out “Douche, you’re it!” and run away. You can call ‘no douche back’, ‘no [...] So I am just standing there holding my junk when I noticed a slight tingle in my right nostril. I tried to ignore it at first by flaring my nose, swirling it around and sucking in with my mouth shut. As hard as I tried to make it go away or go back to a [...] Advertise you say? That is right. Advertise your douche. My new plan for today is to go around the office doing stupid pranks. Most people get upset because they can’t figure out who pulled the prank on them in the first place. So to get past all that paranoia I came up with [...] I just got back from the MJ Movie. “This is it”. Oprah said this movie would make me want to be better at everything I do. Well… it never. All I could think about while watching this Movie is “Too bad he died, this looks like it would have been a amazing [...] |
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