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I play for money

Dear Diary,

I started to learn how to play the ukulele last weekend. I can play 5 songs now so I figured that entitles me to go beg for money on the street. I took the day off work to play down on George Street. I made $1.25 and got a coupon for free cover charge [...]

Double douchebag

Today in random conversations within 10 minutes of each other I have been called a Terrible Douchebag and someone else called me a typical douchebag. Just because I forgot my Girlfriends Birthday and I made plans to hang out with another girl. Oh wait, maybe that does. I will have to check the Douchebag [...]

Big Bird VS. Dane cook.

Who do you think would win in a fight between Dane cook and big bird? Send me your answers to db@diaryofadouchebag.com

I drew a picture of what I thought the fight would look like