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Bored at work

Dear Douchery,

I am bored at work today so to make the day go faster I created a new game. Every time a manager says something stupid I ask him to repeat that him/her said but in words that I can understand. In most cases the “dumbed down” explanation is totally different than the first, but usually more accurate once the manager has had more time to think about what they are trying to say. This game ended shortly around 2:13 PM when a deliver manager realized that I was actually making fun of him and told me to get back to work and he walked off in the direction of the bathroom.

I now have 20 minutes left to my work day so I am going to use the rest of my productive time to send emails to my coworkers with every 17th letter missing.

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