For many years now I have been bowling in a 10 pin league here in town. Like most people, I lived my life thinking that the urinals there there fun and safe. Douche was I ever wrong. There is a deadly combination of urinal with think dark blue urinal cake with a small hole in the middle that I had no idea existed. Like normal I was just hanging out trying to hit the target when all of a sudden a nice steam hits the mark perfectly and then turns around and comes back out like a fountain. Urine went everywhere. On the walls, on the floor, on my shoes, and on my shirt. What a douche! I was covered and I only had minutes to clean myself up before It was my turn to bowl again. There is just so much urine a guy can clean up before he comes to the realization that it just isn’t going away. I manned up and went back to bowling. Turns out I actually bowled the greatest night out of anyone in the summer league. Was it due to the awesome power of the urine? We may never know.
To all you bowlers out there… Watch out for the urinal cake with the small hole in the middle and remember, it is better to get pissed off than to pissed on.
