I went to Telus yesterday to help pick out a bluetooth ear piece for a blackberry. The sales guy had 3 to pick from. You would think he would be familiar with the products that he sales and being only 3 different models, one would think it would be an easy task.. Having said that, the smartest thing that came from this kids mouth was, well it is the newest so it is pretty much the best one we have. I wanted to clap three times for this guy. There was this other lady there looking for a phone that works in the States because she was going on a trip and wanted to let the entire store know that. Like going 3 hours from home is some big adventure. After 20 minutes of listening to her talk about how important she is and how she wished she was already back home made me realize that you can take the girl from the bay, but you can’t take the bay from the girl…
Lame story short, I bought a bluedouche ear piece for a doucheberry phone because it is the newest one they had so “it pretty much has to be the best”.
Bluetooth was a dead technology and brought back to life. Douchebags around the world rejoice.
Bluedouche
I like the gratuitous use of “douche” the most.
I think the coolest thing you can do when waiting for your luggage to come off the conveyer belt after going on a plane trip is to put your foot on the corner of the conveyer belt and talk really loudly on your cellular douchephone. You need to make awesome, overly loud, statements like “we should have a celebratory… uh… party.. when I get back” and have your crotch hovering over everyone’s bags. Nobody will get in your way, to grab their precious luggage, and everyone will know how awesome you are to have friends that like to go out for celebratory… uh.. parties.
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