I had computer parts to make my kickass new computer delivered to my house yesterday. When I was at work UPS just left them on my front step without me having to sign for it. When I got home there was no package to be found. This really ticks me off. Did UPS think this is a happy shiny world where people can just leave large packages on door steps and expect it to still be there hours later? As Joe put it, “Sunvuabith”.
The world is a douche and it is always out to get me. I must go now and do my part to piss the rest of the world off until I feel satisfied for my loss.
Suck it UPS. Suck it world