Advertise you say? That is right. Advertise your douche. My new plan for today is to go around the office doing stupid pranks. Most people get upset because they can’t figure out who pulled the prank on them in the first place. So to get past all that paranoia I came up with a simple solution. Leave your business card when you act like a jerk. Place your card in a co-workers fresh cup of coffee. Change they keyboard keys around and leave the card sticking up between the keys, or eat part of Fred’s sandwich and leave your card sticking out between the bread. Have fun with it DBs. Do the old double douche approach and leave a co-workers business card along with your own and let others play the blame game. In the end you are the real winner.
Advertise. DB