My BFF just told me that Christmas is 2 weeks away. Since I am going to be on Vacation and out of the country I don’t really care about it this year. However, I am sad about missing my company Christmas Party. I love Christmas parties about as much as Tiger Woods loves skank whores. But then again, don’t we all?
So my friend hates going to the mall and shopping at this time of year. The malls are crowded and it takes you an hour just to find a parking spot. I managed to solve this by going to Dominion and buying all gift cards from the gift card rack. It took me 5 minutes to shop for everyone in my family. I am a genius. Just having written that I spelled Genius wrong and I had to spell check it. So I guess I am a genius that can’t spell 
Douche-self-burn.
I was in Copenhagen a few months back so it is cool that everyone is there now for the global farce conventions. I would like to go back for longer then 5 hours. Downfall of a cruise. You get to see a lot but only for a short time.
Not sure how i feel about Obama winning the nobel peace prize but you gotta give it to someone it might as well be someone that is currently in charge of two wars. +1 for irony.
It is almost lunch time and I need to go buy new shoes for my gfs work party tonight. AND I AM HUNGRY.
Later internet DBs.