Today in random conversations within 10 minutes of each other I have been called a Terrible Douchebag and someone else called me a typical douchebag. Just because I forgot my Girlfriends Birthday and I made plans to hang out with another girl. Oh wait, maybe that does. I will have to check the Douchebag guide to being a douche.
ok.. Turns out that does make me a douchebag. Well played world.