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First year anniversary

Today is my one year anniversary. Paper is the traditional gift for the first year so tonight at supper I am going to give my wife divorce papers. Let’s see if she can take a joke.

The perfect Christmas gift

The perfect Christmas gift

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Random though

I need to find out a way to sleep with a manager here so I can get a promotion. She works in a different department, so that might be harder to pull off.


I was bored at work so I thought it would waste some time creating ASCII art but I got even more bored doing it myself so I googled it and found this website that will do it for me.

Using this webstie I created me and a donkey. […]

Workplace hot

I was on the way to the can today when I saw an older manager milf at work. It made me think about the quality of the girls work while I was using the urinal. Saldy, there really isn’t that many hot girls in the IT world, at least not in the companies that […]

Work Christmas party

Tonight is the Christmas party for work. They want to charge me $25 to take a guest. So instead I am going to a free party on teh golf course. I may not know anyone there but it is free and the bonus is that if I make an ass of myself no one knows […]