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If you hate flowers….

Click on the link below. F U Flowers

Weekend Art show

The Junos screwed me over again. Or the Germans would have us believe. I had an art show over the weekend. I had 5 of 200+ pieces in the show. 6 hours of waiting around and only 4-5 pieces in total sold. The organizers blamed it on the Junos. My thought was the Hotel is […]

Blue douche

I went to Telus yesterday to help pick out a bluetooth ear piece for a blackberry. The sales guy had 3 to pick from. You would think he would be familiar with the products that he sales and being only 3 different models, one would think it would be an easy task.. Having said that, […]

Tool Time

Mam, you are a tool…

I thought this was a funny name tag. It is not quite Timmy but it will do for now.

According to Wiki

Douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. The term refers to a person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.

Like Punch?

Does anyone remember this game? Make a circle with your hand and put it below your waist. When someone looks directly at it you get to punch them in the arm. Oh the good old days! Go forth nerd-lings and bring this game back. The world will thank you.

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UPS can suck it

I had computer parts to make my kickass new computer delivered to my house yesterday. When I was at work UPS just left them on my front step without me having to sign for it. When I got home there was no package to be found. This really ticks me off. Did UPS think this […]

April is here. No s#!T

Anyone else finding this year going by really fast? It is April already. Only 988 more days until the start of the end of the world in 2012. Is anyone else preparing for this or is it just me? I build a shelter in my basement. I have about 90 cans of chick peas and […]