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This weekend I was doing big boy stuff in my new house. Changing light bulbs, putting together the new king size bed I just got. Playing Borderlands on the PS3 with my new Bluetooth headset while drinking energy drinks to keep the party going while all night long. Do any of you douchebags out there play Borderlands? Question of the day. Do you like PS3, Xbox 360 or Nintendo Wii better? Later jerks  I R the King I think it is funny how people would rather harm a person who supports a legal industry such as the seal hunt than the animals that are used for food, clothes, medical products and more. If you agree of disagree with something, you have every right to voice your opinion about the topic, but you don’t need to hurt people to do it. Over the last few days I have been thinking about the Haiti situation. I am all for helping them out but I might be the only one looking at this from a different angle. So far various organizations have raised million for the Haiti victims and to rebuild. Canada alone is going to match up to 50 million dollars in donations. With my plan, after the emergency situations are over, do not rebuild. Take the money and give each Hatchan 2-3 million dollars each and tell them to move anywhere else in the world. It would end up costing billions less to give everyone money to go live like a king the rest of their lives then it is to rebuild the damaged country and to start over with nothing. To me it just makes more sense. What are your thoughts on this? It is my last night in Equador. 25 days of doing what I want, Eating like a king, and checking out the local um.. customs… Going back home will be good but I like getting a full meal for $1.50, taking a 30 minute cab ride for $5 or taking a 4 hour bus ride to another part of the counrty for $3. Internet is like 50 cents an hour and drinks are 3 for $5 or less. Equador is very different then home. There are many douchrances from here and home, but overall it had been a great experience. Later DBs I found an internet cafe so I figured I would post something. Prices here are a fraction of what they are at home. You can pay anyone $10 to do just about anything. I can order two meals and throw one of them on the ground next to a homeless person, laugh and walk away. Not sure about the VDs here. I might have to be careful about that. Anyways, I have stuff to do. later DBs Hey everyone. I am going on Vacation tomorrow and I just wanted to let you all know that I won’t be posting until I get back on Jan 11th. So for now, check out my old posts, email me if you are bored and keep rocking the crackberry and drinking red bull. Peace out DBs  Douchebag of the day My BFF just told me that Christmas is 2 weeks away. Since I am going to be on Vacation and out of the country I don’t really care about it this year. However, I am sad about missing my company Christmas Party. I love Christmas parties about as much as Tiger Woods loves skank whores. But then again, don’t we all? So my friend hates going to the mall and shopping at this time of year. The malls are crowded and it takes you an hour just to find a parking spot. I managed to solve this by going to Dominion and buying all gift cards from the gift card rack. It took me 5 minutes to shop for everyone in my family. I am a genius. Just having written that I spelled Genius wrong and I had to spell check it. So I guess I am a genius that can’t spell I was in Copenhagen a few months back so it is cool that everyone is there now for the global farce conventions. I would like to go back for longer then 5 hours. Downfall of a cruise. You get to see a lot but only for a short time. Not sure how i feel about Obama winning the nobel peace prize but you gotta give it to someone it might as well be someone that is currently in charge of two wars. +1 for irony. It is almost lunch time and I need to go buy new shoes for my gfs work party tonight. AND I AM HUNGRY. Later internet DBs. I was just telling my BFF that if I could get access to a new pair of boobies every year on my birthday, that it would end war on earth. So to defend my awesome idea, let me explain. If everyone was allowed free access to a new set of boobs each year, then they would be thinking of that great day and not going out to fight all the time. They get to pick the girl out from a boobie grab magazine. They will be nice to the girls and if they are bad then they get that privilege taken away for that year. A panel of judges will be created to judge each case or good and bad, feel or no feel. This will create 1.2 million jobs in North America alone. This will stimulate the economy (among other things). So everyone will be happy, have money in their pockets and just nicer to everyone. For the girls that do not want to touch other girls boobies, they will get a new purse. Similar result. There you have it. A better world, with a better economy. You are welcome world. It took me 2 hours to get to work today because of the snow. My car won’t start. I need a snowblower. You suck snow. |
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